Another troll bites the Dust

Parody of Another One Bites the Dust by Queen

Lyrics by: Vincent N.

Homestuck and all related characters owned by Andrew Hussie

A new update came out today,

I was ready to explode

Could you imaging my utter dismay,

on what this update showed

Feferi, lying in a pile of horns

Her tyrian blood spilled on the floor

Hussie’s making a bloodbath here

And there’s still so much more

…

Another troll bites the dust

Another troll bites the dust

And another one culled, and another one culled

Another one Huss kills off

Huss, will sink your ships too

Another troll bites the dust

…

Equius was strangled with a broken bow,

by The Grand Highblood

Nepeta jumped down from the upper vents,

but Gamzee killed her with his club

So Eridan, disemboweled the Sylph

It wasn’t a pretty sight

but then she came back and slaughtered him

Cut in half during the fight

…

And nobody gave a fuck

Another troll bites the dust

And another one culled, and another one culled

Another one Huss kills off

Huss, will sink your ships too

Another troll bites the dust

…

Another troll bites the dust

Another troll bites the dust

Another troll bites the dust

Another troll bites the dust

…

There are plenty of ways Hussie’s culled the trolls

As bad as that may sound

You can trance him

You can lance him

You can stab her back

when she turns around

And Sollux, overexerted himself

and turned into a messy gore

Hussie’s making a bloodbath here

And there’s still so much more

…

Another troll bites the dust

Another troll bites the dust

And another one culled, and another one culled

Another one Huss kills off

Huss, will sink your ships too

Another troll bites the dust

Ship It!

Original Song

sail that ship
hope it never tips
maybe it’s crack
canonically it lacks
but when they talk on the phone
you must ship it
before their screen time is long-gone
you must ship it
when they’re apart too long
you must ship it

now ship it
no escape
build it up
that’s great
go forward
move ahead
try to protect it
it’s not too late
to ship it
ship it good

when a ship has hit the ground
you must ship it
you will never live it down
when you ship it
no one understands
until they ship it

i say ship it
ship it good
i say ship it
ship it good

sail that ship
hope it never tips
maybe it’s crack
canonically it lacks
but when they talk on the phone
you must ship it
before their screen time is long-gone
you must ship it
when they’re apart too long
you must ship it

now ship it
no escape
build it up
that’s great
go forward
move ahead
try to protect it
it’s not too late
to ship it
no escape
build it up
that’s great
go forward
move ahead
try to protect it
it’s not too late
to ship it
ship it good

HOMESTUCK!

I wanna win S-Burb

Like no one ever did

To beat the game is my real test

to live is my cause

I will travel through the Worlds

Searching far and wide

Each Denizen to understand

the knowledge that they hide

HOMESTUCK

It’s Hussie

I know it’s my destiny

HOMESTUCK

Oh, you’re my moirail

in a game, we must prevail

HOMESTUCk

Oh, it’s so true

I know what we will do

You kill me and I’ll kill you

Homestuck, gotta kill us all

Every challenge along the way

With courage, I will face

I hope I die a noble death

so a God’s Tier I am graced

Come with me, the time is right

There’s no better team

Arm in arm we’ll probably die

It’s Hussie’s wet dream

HOOOMESTUCK