Another troll bites the Dust

Parody of Another One Bites the Dust by Queen

Lyrics by: Vincent N.

Homestuck and all related characters owned by Andrew Hussie

A new update came out today,

I was ready to explode

Could you imaging my utter dismay,

on what this update showed

Feferi, lying in a pile of horns

Her tyrian blood spilled on the floor

Hussie’s making a bloodbath here

And there’s still so much more

…

Another troll bites the dust

Another troll bites the dust

And another one culled, and another one culled

Another one Huss kills off

Huss, will sink your ships too

Another troll bites the dust

…

Equius was strangled with a broken bow,

by The Grand Highblood

Nepeta jumped down from the upper vents,

but Gamzee killed her with his club

So Eridan, disemboweled the Sylph

It wasn’t a pretty sight

but then she came back and slaughtered him

Cut in half during the fight

…

And nobody gave a fuck

Another troll bites the dust

And another one culled, and another one culled

Another one Huss kills off

Huss, will sink your ships too

Another troll bites the dust

…

Another troll bites the dust

Another troll bites the dust

Another troll bites the dust

Another troll bites the dust

…

There are plenty of ways Hussie’s culled the trolls

As bad as that may sound

You can trance him

You can lance him

You can stab her back

when she turns around

And Sollux, overexerted himself

and turned into a messy gore

Hussie’s making a bloodbath here

And there’s still so much more

…

Another troll bites the dust

Another troll bites the dust

And another one culled, and another one culled

Another one Huss kills off

Huss, will sink your ships too

Another troll bites the dust